shit lol i would like to kno to......anyone????

Detox Drink Recipe

irst off there is only 3 ways to pass a drug test and thats if its a urine test. There is no way to cheat on hair folical tests or blood tests.

Secondly water and juice do not clean out your system, those are just myths. Its not scientificly possible for them to "clean" your system because thc is stored in body fat and drinking water or juice doesnt effect your body fat in anyway.

But you can use water to pass a test though; drink 8 glasses 1 hour before you take the test, piss once before the test and when your filling the cup up start pissing in the toilet then in mid-stream start filling the cup up. Also when your about to finish pissing stop filling the cup up, dont use the last bit that comes out. The reason this will work is because drinking 8 glasses at once fills your bladder up so fast that the thc doesnt have time to dilute your urine. But like i said dont beleive that drinking juice or water is going to clean your system out, it truely wont. You could drink nothing but water everyday all day and you will still fail if you dont do it the way i said before. !!!WARNING!!! If your urine is to clear you may be asked to provide another sample because they may think that you just filled the cup up with water. Taking a multi vitamin with the 8 glasses of water will add some color to your urine.

Another way to pass a drug test is to buy some high quality detox formula, dont get the cheap stuff. Follow the directions that come with the detox because different brands may require different processes.

The last way to pass the test is to get some clean urine and put it in a inside out condom(the reason it should be inside out is because the inside of condoms have spermacide on them and may be apparent in the sample). Tape it behind your balls and try to keep it as warm as possible, if the sample is to cold you may be asked to provide another sample and they will watch you this time.

dude if you drink cranberry juice from now until you have to take the test u will pass,,,cranberry cleans your system its like a detox,,,,shit really works i drank it the whole day wen ever i needed sumthang to drank......3 dayz after i had to take piss test for my probation
i tought i wasnt gonna pass but i did.......and i smoke aloooooooot of weed peace bro.....

certo


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just dont tke the test

when i was younger, 15-17, i thought you should take to all kinds of tricks and potions to pass drug tests

even though only 6 years has passed since then, you all know how fast you grow up when you live in the streets, and seeing countless friends go in and out of drug programs and have to give countless drug tests has taught me one thing, here in sweeden you ALWAYS get good notice before a drug test, i would assume you get it in the states to only you guys are lazy

second, all you gotta do is drink a lot of water and STOP SMOKING WEED, don't be an idiot, this is a perfect chance to show the world you're a man and wont let a plant control you, don't be a fucking fiend, it might not be crack but it can still make your body fiend, and when it makes your body fiend so much that you stop caring about drug tests, then ur hooked boy, stop it

i saw this one dude, go to prison, come home because here in sweeden we get like permits to go home if you're in minimum security, i call it a summer camp, you can go home over the weekend and see your folks or something, i saw this one cat, he went home over the weekends, did yola, smoked BASE, and smoked hash and weed all the time, on sunday he just drank water and pissed constantly, they found NOTHING, and he did a test every time he came back to prison after one of these 'vacations', granted they didn't check for anything but weed, he knew that in advance because yola doesn't leave that easy, they only did a piss test, had they checked blood he would have been boned

go to your local smoke shop.. get the detox. around 35$ and drink alotalot of water. youll be good

Shit works and, you dont need to bring more than a $5 with you to buy the shit. IT works! thats how i got the job i got now. and i smoked the day before. Or if it makes you fell more "safe" spend 50+ dollars at a smoke shop : ) To each his own.

so certo really works ima have to use that shit pretty soon when i get this new job